35+ Funny Things to Say After Guess What [to a guy or girl]

There are many funny things you can say after “Guess what?”

Here are three sections with examples of funny things to say after “Guess what?” – one for general situations and two specific ones for responding to a guy or a girl

Funny Things to Say After Guess What

1. “I just discovered a new exercise routine. It’s called ‘running late for everything.’”
2. “I can speak five languages: English, Sarcasm, Emoji, Song Lyrics, and Animal Noises.”
3. “I just found out that laughter is the best medicine. So, if you need a dose, I’m your friendly neighborhood pharmacist.”
4. “I just broke my record for most consecutive days without dying. I’m feeling pretty accomplished.”
5. “I’ve mastered the art of talking to myself. It’s the only conversation where I’m always right.”
6. “I’ve finally achieved my childhood dream of becoming an adult. Turns out, it’s mostly paying bills and pretending to understand taxes.”
7. “I just realized I’m allergic to Mondays. Sadly, there’s no cure.”
8. “I’ve started a fitness program. It’s called ‘Trying to get out of bed in the morning.’”
9. “I just saved 100% on stress by not caring about anything. Highly recommend it!”
10. “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
11. “I’ve discovered the key to a successful marriage – a never-ending supply of chocolate and a mute button during football season.”
12. “I just realized that ‘DIET’ stands for ‘Did I Eat That?’”
13. “I just realized that adulthood is basically just googling how to do stuff.”
14. “I’ve finally figured out why we never see superheroes in real life – they’re all in hiding attending adulting classes.”
15. “I’ve discovered that laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.”

Funny Things to Say After Guess What to a Guy

Here are ten humorous responses you can use after saying “Guess what?” to a guy:

1. “Chicken butt! Classic, right?” 🐔😄
2. “I can’t tell you, it’s classified. Just kidding, I forgot what I was going to say.” 🤐🤷‍♂️
3. “I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to… not caring about car insurance. Kidding! Guess what?” 💸🚗😄
4. “The moon landing was fake… just kidding! But seriously, guess what?” 🌕🚀😜
5. “You’re secretly a wizard. Expect your Hogwarts letter any day now.” 🧙‍♂️✉️😄
6. “Dinosaurs are coming back, and you’re their chosen leader.” 🦖👑😂
7. “I finally figured out how to time travel. It’s called napping.” ⏰😴😄
8. “Guess what? I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads. I guess even my laptop thinks I need a holiday!” 💻🏖️😅
9. “Guess what? I just discovered the secret to a happy life. It involves a lot of pizza and zero adulting.” 🍕😁🤷‍♂️
10. “I tried to take a selfie today, and it’s clear my camera has a ‘make me look like a potato’ filter. Nailed it!” 📸🥔😆

Funny Things to Say After Guess What to a Girl

Adding humor to a conversation can be a great way to break the ice. Here are 13 light-hearted and funny responses you could use after saying “Guess what?” to a girl:

1. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together… laughing at my terrible jokes!” 📸😄
2. “I just realized my dog’s been reading my texts. Should I be worried?” 🐶📱😅
3. “I just found out I’m 100% your type on paper. I mean, I didn’t do the math, but it feels right!” 📝😆
4. “My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U. Any chance you can help me out?” 💊😄
5. “I finally figured out why the alphabet has 26 letters… because they needed more space for all the letters in my name!” 🧐🔤😂
6. “I just found out I’m a ‘B’ student. ‘B’ for ‘brilliant,’ right?” 🅱️🎓😁
7. “I just discovered a new element. It’s called ‘Surprise,’ and its symbol is ‘Oh!’” ⚗️😲😆
8. “I finally figured out how to get my cat to stop judging me – I just stare right back until he looks away!” 🐱👀😂
9. “I discovered the secret to time travel: it’s called napping. You close your eyes, and when you open them, it’s the future!” ⏰😴🚀
10. “I understand why birds sing in the morning – they’re probably bragging about the great party they had the night before!” 🐦🎉😄
11. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. It’s not working out so well for my New Year’s resolution!” 🍣🍤🤷‍♂️
12. “I’ve just discovered the secret to eternal happiness. It starts with ‘U’ and ends with ‘smile.’” 😊😄
13. “I just found out I have a rare talent for making people laugh. Mind being my next victim?” 😈😂