How to Tell a Guy You’re on Your Period in a Funny Way


Funny Ways to Say You Are on Your Period

Obviously there are lot of ways to tell a guy that you’re on your period in a funny way. But the level of funniness depends on your relationship and his sense of humor(be careful about it). Here are 3 that i use most:

  1. “Hey, just so you know, my monthly subscription to ‘Being a Woman’ just got renewed. So, I might be a bit more ‘colorful’ than usual for the next few days” 😄
  2. “🔴 time”
  3. “🍫🔴🩸”
  4. “Guess what? It’s jelly sandwich time, but the jelly is a bit more…red than usual” 😄

Of course, you don’t have to be funny always when you tell a guy about it. You can be straightforward and honest. If the person is close to you then let him know how you feel and what you need.

From my menstrual experience, I found most guys act gently. They will understand and respect that, and some might even offer to help you out with some chocolate, painkillers, or cuddles. 😊

20 More Funny Ways to Say You Are on Your Period

  1. “Apologies in advance for any emotional acrobatics – it’s the monthly mood circus in town.”
  2. “Launching the limited-edition ‘Cherry-on-Top’ collection, exclusively available this week.”
  3. “The painters are in for their monthly job.”
  4. “It’s tomato season, if you know what I mean.”
  5. “My ‘monthly guest’ has arrived and decided to stay for a week.”
  6. “I’m on my lady days”
  7. “I’m closed for maintenance”
  8. “There’s a crime scene in my pants”
  9. “The Red Sea has parted”
  10. “I’m surfing the crimson tide”
  11. “I’m on my monthly subscription to the Red Box Club”
  12. “I’m currently experiencing some internal construction work, so if I seem a bit off, blame it on the menstrual architecture project.”
  13. I’m having a (bloody) good time, literally.
  14. I’m feeling a bit crampy today, must be the communists in the funhouse.
  15. I’m in a ketchup mood, if you know what I mean.
  16. I’m not in the mood, I have a red dot special.
  17. “I’m currently serving as the host for the monthly ‘Red Sea’ festival.”
  18. “Just a heads up, it’s ‘Shark Week’ over here.”
  19. “Mother Nature decided to pay me her monthly visit.”
  20. “I’ve got a ‘monthly subscription’ that just got renewed.”

Remember, it’s completely natural and nothing to be embarrassed about. Use humor to make the conversation light and comfortable.

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